Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call five blondes in a pool?

Air bubbles.

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

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Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth