Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a mexican who last his car?

Juaquin.

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.