Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"
the nine-elephant
Who cares? It's a relephant.
he has Divine Right of way
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!
He thought they had delivery service.
A pedometer
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
So he could bring his 'sub' on
