How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

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How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".