How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

What is blue and does not fit?

A dead epileptic.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.