What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

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Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.