What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D