What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)

Why do elephants have flat feet?

from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.