What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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Have him stand against a wall.

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Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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It's approaching with deceptive speed.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

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Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.