What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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What do cows like on their hotdogs?

MOOstard.

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog