What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

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How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

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What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.