How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

Previous Random Joke Next
Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.