What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !

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Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !

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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.