What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

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What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

What do you call a homeless man?

A Hobo Sapien.

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Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

What's the difference between New Jersey girls and trash?

Trash gets picked up.