What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

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What do you call a homeless man?

A Hobo Sapien.

What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

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What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.