What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

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How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

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What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.