What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

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What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

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What do you call a homeless man?

A Hobo Sapien.

Why does the homeless man only drink coffee?

He had no proper tea..