What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

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What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

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What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !

What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

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Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What do you call a homeless man?

A Hobo Sapien.