What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

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What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.