When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

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How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

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Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

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What about Leo?

Steward: No. Leo dies.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss