What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.