What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a PED for bears?

Polaroids.

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.