What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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Bayer Asprin

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They'll get chapped lips!

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They BURy it

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The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.