What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him