What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Domi does not know....

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)