How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

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What does Harry Potter do when he gets Ginny Pregnant?

Cast Fetus Deletus.

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*