How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

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How do teenage boys keep warm?

Jackit

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

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Why is diarrhea hereditary?

Because it runs in your genes!

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

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What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird