How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

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Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

Credit to

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Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

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What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

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Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org