A: So he could look like his mama.
He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.
Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts
That outfit makes you look very corny."
I'm like, 'Your husband'
A pastafarian
Innuendo
Babies grow up and stop crying
Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.
A: It matches their mustaches.
he was totally drinking it before it was cool.
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
