Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

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What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What is an Italian redditors favorite meal?

Fettuccini Alfedora.

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

Mustache Jokes More Mustache Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his mustache on his coffee?

he was totally drinking it before it was cool.

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

Mama Jokes More Mama Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.