Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

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What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

Where do you get 'Extra Virgin' olive oil?

Really ugly olives.