What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

soup

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What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

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What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

soup