What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

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Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.