How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

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What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High"

What do you call a piano composer that smokes?

Tarcoughski

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What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

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Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

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How do you get pikachu on to a boat?

You pokemon

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.