Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
To bask in social approval.
A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo
Where there is a fork in the road.
