What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

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Who is driving the car?

The police.

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.