Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"

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How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.