Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.

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Why did Ariel wear seashells?

A: Because she grew out of her B shells.

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.