Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

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Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

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What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.