What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"

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What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.