What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"

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Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.