Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

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What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

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How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.