How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where did the kid with adhd go?

Aushwitz

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.