Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Not all men.
Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
None, that's a Mexican's job.
A humburger !
May I take your order?"
They have a chip on both shoulders.
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
