How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

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Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ?

Chip of Fools !

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.