Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
A Brazilian.
f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)
Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!
A Friar
Chip of Fools !
Chip. Sorry.