How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

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How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

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How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips?

Plato Nachos

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.