How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Previous Random Joke Next

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They can't change anything lol

How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.