What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

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It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

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The cat ate her.

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He had "No body " to go with.