What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.