What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

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What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

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What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

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Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

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Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?

An investigator.

Why do Tajikistani people wear trucker hats?

Cuz they're from Douche-anbe!

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Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.