Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.

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Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

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What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.