Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Suspender Jokes More Suspender Jokes

Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds