Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

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How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

What do you call a pair of nervous wigwams?

Too tense.

Suspender Jokes More Suspender Jokes

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.