Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?

Your pants are on backwards

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers! :D

Suspender Jokes More Suspender Jokes

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.