Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

Where do I put my pants?

He said, "Over there by mine."

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

Suspender Jokes More Suspender Jokes

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.