Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

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Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant !

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

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Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.