Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

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Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.