Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

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What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

Coop-cakes !

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Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.