Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."