Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

A: Oh-lay!

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Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

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Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."