What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ?

Bossy just fired me !

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

Big Hand Jokes More Big Hand Jokes

What do you call a lesbian with big hands?

Well hung!

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.