How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

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What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

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What do you call a Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he isn't yet an se.

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.