What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an spam and a personal attack?

They aren'tt tolerated on thsi subredit

What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield?

Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

Why can you only date girls named Ana?

because I got a tattoo that says Ana