What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a diameter and a radius?

A radius

What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.