What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

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What's the difference between a Kindle and a Kindle Fire?

The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery.

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

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What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.