What kind of sound does a horny toad make?

Rubbit, rubbit.

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What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

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It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

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What does a perverted frog say?

Rubbit

What does a preverted frog say?

Rubbit.