What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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A control freak.

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He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor.

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What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

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How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up?

Ereptile disfunction

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Why is pinocchio so good in the bedroom?

He nose what he's doing

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction