What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

What sound does a frog make while jacking off?

Rubbit Rubbit

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction