Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

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What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

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Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**