Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

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A reptile dysfunction

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Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction