Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

Previous Random Joke Next
Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A thon

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call an impotent lizard?

A reptile dysfunction

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

Snake Charmer Jokes More Snake Charmer Jokes

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

Charm Jokes More Charm Jokes

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**