What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

Cheer Jokes More Cheer Jokes

How do you cheer up a brand new battery?

Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!

Why is the sky blue?

And how can we cheer it up