What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a long bike ride with a bunch of cheap wine?

Le Tour de Franzia

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

Cheer Jokes More Cheer Jokes

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*