How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents