How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.