Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

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How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

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What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!"

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

What do you call someone that delivers baby horses?

An Equinecologist.