Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

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What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

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What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!"

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What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel