What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

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Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

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What does a feminist pick up from the post office?

Their femail

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

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What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?

Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.

Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.