Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Week Day Jokes More Week Day Jokes

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.