Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

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What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.