Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

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How was your day ?

And he goes: " rrrrRough "

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

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What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

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Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.