Sunday Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call an Irish basketball player with a sore back?

Hunch-black of Notre Dame

How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.