What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

Mother Day Jokes More Mother Day Jokes

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack