What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

What do you do with a wombat?

A: You play wom with it.

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What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

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What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Youth Jokes More Youth Jokes

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

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What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole