How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

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What's the most terrifying gift your SO/Family can buy for you?

Reddit gold.

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

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Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

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What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia?

Snoop Dinner