How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

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How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

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Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia